About

Meat Muters Logic

We don’t have a sob story, or an over glorified background. Simply said, we just wanted to do cool shit with our friends and enable people of every background, financial class, and tradition an affordable pathway to shoot suppressed. We want to make suppressor ownership cool again. We don’t want you to be influenced by others to be part of the Meat Muters Logic, so we made our shit as economical as possible to make it easier for you to try it for yourself without having to sell either side of your nuts or ovaries. Afterall, we’re here for a GOOD time, not a long time. Shout out Drake.

17

Suppressors Destroyed

Throughout our research and development, we have sacrificed 17 suppressors through testing based on an end user’s “full send” moments to ensure safety and reliability. If you’re thinking of a “what-if”, chances are, we’ve already done it.

28,000+

Rounds Fired Through Testing

All jokes aside, we take testing very seriously. We follow a very strict firing schedule that involves 1096 exact rounds for every suppressor prototype and revision implemented. To date, we have over 6 revisions on the Project 9SIX, and 5 revisions for the Gagger 22 to achieve products that we can be proud to present to you.

0

Warranties Denied

We understand life happens, and we all bust our asses to provide. We will back our products with absolutely 0 questions asked. We all have those “oopsies” moments. Worry not, we will fix it, and if we cant.. shit out of luck. Just kidding, we’ll replace it and get you going again.

Meat Muters Team

Ben

Research & Development

YouTube University graduate, class of 2016. Researches by accidentally breaking stuff, develops by forcefully breaking stuff.

Jonathan

Sales

The guy who pretty much handles sales.. Legend says he can be persuaded to accept your dealer applications by form of beer and crayons.

Carl

Administrator

Until this day, we really don’t know what he does. One thing for sure.. he does a lot of paperwork and is cheap labor.

Chris (Tall Asian)

Marketing

Asian guy. Good at math. Underpaid. Uses chopsticks very well. Talks a lot. Probably does marketing.

Scott

Expert Machine Operator (Hardy Reed)

Christopher (Old guy)

Project Manager

Hera

Customer Satisfaction

Aaron

Boy Toy Eye Candy

Marvin

Development (AMMJ)

Tristen

Machine Operator/Entertainer (Hardy Reed)